shibagt sucks
a public service announcement for the gorilla tag scene. extensively researched, rigorously peer-reviewed, and completely unbiased. (none of that is true.)
all statistics on this page are 100% made up — which is still more accurate than the shibagt changelog.
it crashed while we wrote this
we sat down to document the problems. shibagt heard about it and crashed in protest. this website is a memorial to the four drafts we lost along the way.
the ui was designed by a random number generator
buttons migrate between updates like birds in winter. the settings menu is a roguelike: every run is different, and you will not survive it.
updates arrive on shiba standard time
"soon" is a unit of time somewhere between a fortnight and the heat death of the universe. the changelog says "fixed stuff". it did not fix stuff.
meetings begin whenever shibagt crashes — so, constantly. bring snacks, bring tissues, bring a mod menu that actually launches. you are not alone. you are just not injected either.