comparison
shibagt, measured against the finest alternatives science could afford. methodology: vibes.
expectation / reality
status: connected. everything is fine.
fly — works first try
speed boost — buttery smooth
no crashes since 2022
shibagt.exe is not responding
error 0x5H1B4: vibes not found
the crash reporter has crashed
reconnecting… (attempt 47)
drag the divider to compare the marketing against the experience.
head to headhighly scientific
a rock
still works
does not crash. does not update. holds doors open. currently ranked #1 on our tier list, and honestly it earned it.
a potato
runs more mods
with two wires and a nail, a potato can power a clock. that is one more working feature than shibagt shipped this year.
a magic 8 ball
more accurate changelog
"ask again later" is a better update plan than "soon". at least the 8 ball eventually answers.
dial-up internet
loads faster
the handshake screech is also a more pleasant sound than the shibagt startup jingle.
shibagt
crashed during testing
we gave it every chance. it gave us error codes. the rock remains undefeated.
final score
10
the rock
9.5
the potato
0.5
shibagt (half point — the shiba is cute)
scores independently audited by absolutely nobody.