reasons

by the time shibagt finishes injecting, the lobby has moved on, the game has updated twice, and your monke has grown old.

frames were last seen entering shibagt. if you have any information on their whereabouts, please contact the authorities.

shibagt treats your ram like an all-you-can-eat buffet and never leaves a tip.

gpu temperatures reach "small sun". on the plus side, winter is no longer a problem in your household.

the fly button was here yesterday. today it lives inside the credits page. tomorrow it may be in a different mod entirely.

seventeen shades of neon, all fighting for your attention, none of them winning.

some text is too small to read. the rest is too large to ignore. there is no in-between.

menus slide in so slowly we assume they are being rendered by hand, frame by frame, by one very tired shiba.

a speedrun category with an active leaderboard. current world record: 0.4 seconds.

somehow. researchers are baffled. shibagt does not need to be running to ruin your session.

we tried to report the crash. the report crashed. we tried to report that. you can see where this is going.

the fix has been coming "soon" since we started tracking. several civilizations have risen and fallen in that time.